Tit News
2005-10-27 00:00:00
Tit or Treat!!! Want to do something different this year for Halloween? Costume parties are always fun but why not make it even spicier with an "adult" costume party? Lingerie stores and erotic costumers have all sorts of spook-worthy choices. And if your into the "Lifestyle" (swinging for those unfamiliar) you can go all out like
these folks!
Whatever you do don't let this chance to relax and have some fun pass you by. Grab a friend, put on something freaky and go somewhere! And don't forget to hollar "Tit Or Treat!!!!". You may end up with a bag full of candy but who knows, you might get eye candy if some uninhibited hottie flashes her tits!
2005-10-11 09:00:00
For all you big tit/blonde bombshell lovers check out "Deep Inside Pamela Peaks #1" from Pamela Peaks Productions. Peaks takes on three new hot studs, wears them out and sucks them dry. Ms. Peaks sports size 50 triple G's - now those are some BIG tits!
2005-09-30 09:00:00
Touch tits all day long! If you spend any amount of time at a computer keyboard you are constantly touching tits. Say what? LOL. You heard me right. See those small bumps on the F and J keys? And the one on the 5 key of the numeric keypad? Those are called tits. They keep touch typists registered on the home keys. Older Macs and pre-PC electric typewriters, by the way, had them on the D and K keys, but this changed in 1999.
2005-09-28 09:00:00
For your health - don't just drink your red wine - rub it on your (or your lady's) tits! Creams made with red wine or pure red wine applied to the breasts are the latest craze in beauty salons of Buenos Aires. Wine therapy expert Diego Barberan says "After cleansing, the skin receives a special wine mask that is rich in vitamin E. It brings firmness and nutrition to the skin, making it healthy and elastic."
Not sure which red wine to use? Visit
Wine Talk to find out everything about wine.
2005-09-24 11:00:00
Say it with boobs! Now you have no excuse for not sending birthday, get well, congratulations, whatever-event-you-desire cards. Send a unique eCard featuring everyone's favorite female body part - tits - from
Say It With Boobs.
2005-09-23 10:00:00
Tyra Banks proved her boobs are real on TV! Supermodel and talk show host Tyra Banks, tired of and frustrated by the rumor that her tits were fake, had her final say. Dr. Garth Fisher, of ABC's Extreme Makeover, performed a touch test and sonogram after Banks asked the men of the audience to leave. His conclusion? "Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants."
"By no means am I saying a breast implant is a bad thing, but it's not a choice that I made," the 31-year-old model said. "But it's something that a lot of the public ... think that I have, and that's so frustrating for me."
2005-09-21 08:00:00
In a titillating survey by Adam & Eve sex toys, 42% of men of 45% of women say the perfect tit is a "C".
Men. are more likely to want more than a mouthful. Eighteen percent of guys compared to only 9% of girls think D-cups are "dee-lightful". Meanwhile, 14% of men and 24% of ladies like "bee-yootiful" B-cups.
Finally, only 3% of men and 2% of women are members of the "itty bitty committee" and like A-cup sized tits.
2005-09-06 11:00:00
Have Slippery Nipples, Soapy Tits and Sweet Tits at your next party. No they're not strippers or porn stars... they're drinks! A Slippery Nipple is 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream and 1/2 ounce Butterscotch Schnapps. To make Soapy Tits use 1 shot Rumple Minze, 1 shot of Goldschlager, 1 shot of Aftershock and fill with Sprite. And Sweet Tits require 1/2 ounce Strawberry Schnapps, 1/2 ounce Apricot Brandy and a splash of Pineapple Juice served over ice. So call up a few friends - fall is the perfect time for a tit party!
2005-09-05 12:00:00
Jessica Biel, of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" fame is demanding real tits! Her next role requires her to appear nude but sources close to production says Jessica doesn't do nudity in her films. So casting is looking for a body double and she has final approval. The requirements? Five foot six, one hundred ten pounds - only real boobs need apply.
2005-09-04 00:00:00
"Dukes of Hazzard" star, Jessica Simpson, promoting the new film says of her tits, "Mine are definitely real. At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory." Well, accessories do make the outfit! I'll take two - would you gift wrap those please?
2005-09-03 11:23:00
Increased breast size without surgery or drugs? It can be done according to Hideto Tomabechi of Japan who has developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase bust size just by listening to it. "I use sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects. It's a part of cognitive science. I suppose you could call it a kind of 'positive brainwashing,'" he says. Check it out
here!
2005-09-02 02:42:00
HOW WOMEN GET TO HEAVEN
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, "God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
2005-09-01 12:41:00
Super Size It! Talk about some humongous tits! DVSX Press has just released "Truly Nice Tits 7 Super Sized" from Director Bryan Xin. Staring Mandy May, Carmen, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxx and Alice - all hand picked by Xin and all natural super sized tittied women. "DDD, FFF, GGG... These are serious figures! Packed full of hangers, tit-fucking and tit-play you've come to expect from the series made by a true natural tit fan." - Bryan Xin
2005-08-31 12:54:00
Breasts, tits or jugs?
Here's an amusing primer on the PCs of what to call these lovely orbs of fascination whatever the situation. Though I have to disagree with the author on "Tits". I have 'em, I don't show them professionally, but that's what I prefer to call them ;)
2005-08-30 17:45:00
Now here's a hot little vixen who not only has a great rack but shows it for a great reason! This British lass suffers from Multiple Sclerosis and in her efforts to support research shows off her huge tits. She's a rebel with a cause!!! Check out her site at
Vix Pix and make a donation!
2005-08-29 17:57:00
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